"Tell me oh octopus, I begs
Is those things arms or is they legs?
I marvel at thee oh octopus
If I were you I'd call me 'us'"
The octopus, by some random kid that isn't me.

I would like to issue the statement of SHUT THE HELL UP! Everyone needs to just shut the hell up. I am about to step on toes and be vague and throw political correctness out the window, so read at the risk of your own ego.
I would like for everyone to shut the hell up. People calling, asking "Did you take your ADD medicine today?" Now, honest answer: I don't remember. What will I always answer? "Yeah, I did" just to get people to shut up. Same person asking this, counts the damn pills in the bottle, and harps at me for forgetting. SHUT THE HELL UP! medicine for ADD DOES NOT EXIST! bet people didn't know that. No, they can only make medicine for ADHD to calm people down. I'm calm by nature, do I need this medication? no. do I take it to shut people up? yes.
and for all you people that giggle and say "Oh my locker/room/bookbag/purse/whatever is so messy, I must have ADD!" SHUT THE HELL UP! No you don't! Get your ass tested for a week out of every summer of your entire life, try to explain it to your friends, mention medication, just mention it in these days and then keep joking about your fake ADD. It isn't fun, it isn't pretty being 6 years old and being told you don't learn right. It's the equivalent of stupid to other 6 year olds and you get taunted, that shit stays with you so stop joking about something you have no idea what the heck you're talking about SHUT THE HELL UP.
I'm not giving presents this year for christmas to my friends. all you people that are arguing with me about it SHUT THE HELL UP! I hate getting presents, I feel guilty and its terrible for me. I cannot afford this year to give something in return for everyone who gets me a a gift. I feel awful not getting presents for people to begin with so stop reminding me of my financial insuficiencies and SHUT THE HELL UP. any gift given to me will be returned nicely at first and increasinly more violent. do not waist your money on me.
For all you people taking art for an easy grade and feel it necessary to complain about how you don't understand it and make rude comments about art work especially need to shut the hell up. You are the reason you're getting mean looks, you are the reason Lincoln was shot, okay? SHUT THE HELL UP. Just because you don't understand that colors were asigned meanings(i.e. blue is a color for displaying depression and calm) doesn't mean you have to snicker and joke with your equally assinine friends during class! SHUT THE HELL UP! some people take it seriously like you take your sports/cars/ego/dick size seriously! So shut the hell up. No one wants to hear how you're too lazy to apply more than .001% brain capacity to try and understand the lesson. SHUT THE HELL UP.
Alright now music snobs: SHUT THE HELL UP! you guys particularly piss me off. These are not the people who appreciate the classics and the beginnings of their particular favorite music genre began, no I mean the douche bags that think Taylor Swift is the end of the world. I know, I know, I hate her music too. It's a false impression of actualy love but it is the perfect description for the average teenage relationship! she may not be the best writer, heck she has a totally electronic voice, so I hear. Yes, she sucks live, I've heard it too. But Here's a tip: BLOCK HER OUT! Listen to a different radio station, pick up a CD! Here's Taylor Swift's song appeal: to the heart broken and the "in love". For the people who don't care about dating or are too busy writing in their little blogs and deluding themselves into thinking people give a shit about their opinions SHUT THE HELL UP! SHUT THE HELL UP AND IGNORE TAYLOR SWIFT! she has come and she will go, just like everyone else. something else to you music snobs: Don't tell me what to like. I swear to God the next person that tells me I can't like Paramore until I listen to Green day or who the hell ever I will stab in the throat with a thumb tack! SHUT THE HELL UP! I am entitled to my opinion too and my opinion is that Paramore kicks ass and green day, for the majority of their songs sucks ass in my opinion. I got over Green Day, when I started listening to RElient K. And also, SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT FIREFLIES! Owl City is cool not just because his music has some of the most original imagery seen by the music industry in a long time but he does EVERYTHING HIMSELF! Owl City is a one man band, that merits my respect! Yes, I came to like him the same time radio stations began to play Fireflies to death but I can still like his music, SHUT THE HELL UP! Go drown yourself in your tears listening to Hawthorn Heights.
Twilight fans! SHUT THE HELL UP! I know the majority of you are girls aged 10-19 and have just discovered the fun of reading, but really, SHUT THE HELL UP! for you girls 10-15, honestly, you can carry on, just the team Edward, Team Jacob thing, ah at least stop with that. but you can have half of Hot Topic and Rue 21, just please, please, SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR TEAM!!! and you girls 16-18 SHUT THE HELL UP! It is possible to just appreciate the book but please SHUT UP! Your IQ is the same as your age! SHUT THE HELL UP! Want to know the truthy? You're all crazy. Bella is what is known as a self insert. When you read Twilight, Stephanie Meyer designed it so that you could mold bella to be you and so you can escape your hellish day to day life where your daddy refuses to buy you a VOLVO! For you not spoiled people, just go cry yourself to sleep clutching your picture of Robert Pattinson, he's a total asshole in real life anyway. This book is simply a form of psychosis! Go hurt yourself in a motorcycle wreck and SHUT THE HELL UP!
Grammar Police: your fate of thumbtack is the same!
Christmas hating yuppie scum! In the words of Foamy Tis the season to shut the fuck up and stop being such a whiny Bitch! If you find a manger scene offensive I will come to your house and show you offensive! I'll exorcise you! and I won't stop til I see some improvement! I care nothing about shouting scripture at you for 3 weeks straight! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Animal Lovers and Activists: SHUT THE HELL UP! Or I will dump dead lab rats all over your doorstep! I will fill your yard with the white one this winter! you'll wake up and think "Oh it snowed!" only to realize that you actually have 4 billion dead mice in your yard.
Obama haters: SHUT THE HELL UP! with all this other crap thats bugging me, I don't need you telling me that the president is going to nuclear bomb the states. He's not a total idiot! SHUT THE HELL UP! Bush got his way for 8 years, shut up and share the limelight you republican bastards! Canada doesn't want you!
Feminists! SHUT THE HELL UP! By bitching and complaining you're portraying women as dykes, not the strong people you want to portray them as! SHUT THE HELL UP! If a man gets the door for you, he's trying to respect you, not call you weak! Walk through the door and don't bitch and make a damn scene! SHUT THE HELL UP! Ever think you're the reason your boyfriend beat you? You're so bitchy he couldn't stand it anymore and after being driven out of his mind with your inane psychobabble, beat the shit out of you and left you to die. $10 says he likes prison better than living with you.
Giant truck drivers SHUT YOUR DAMN CAR UP! We all know your penis is tiny and you need to make up for it some way or another, but please, driving around in a giant car like you're on a motorcycle isn't doing anything. You nearly run people like me over on a daily basis and I'm damn tired of being woken up from a dead sleep by your tripple gage hemi peice of shit. SHUT THE HELL UP!
Bleeding hearts: SHUT THE HeLL UP! I like to help people just as much as Mother Theresa but SHUT THE HELL UP! I too, have my little problems, and if I say I don't want your help, I don't want your help! When I have 2 papers, 4 projects and 3 major tests I have the license to wig out a little and stop talking and start working I"M NOt ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF!!! Keep your hugs to yourself! Don't bombard me with "life-changing" advice! I'm not some dumbass cutter, I don't drink my problems away and I don't go getting into bad relationships, SHUT THE HELL UP and leave me the hell alone so I can get my work done and go back to being happy. Just tell me "gopod job"! thats it!
To all you girls who aren't hideous but still call yourself ugly SHUT THE HELL UP! you guys are just fishing for compliments and are too stuck in your own little self absorbed world to realizer you are driving your friends away, not your FACE! Your parents have either spoiled or neglected you totally and you need to rise up and give people a reason to compliment you without your own prompting. No one likes a whiny emo bitch, shut up.
To all you deserted morons SHUT THE HELL UP! If you're one of these people whose friends never call text message email whatever its because all you do is complain the whole time someone does call or you won't stop talking about yourself! SHUT THE HELL UP! If your shut your trap, they will come.
One Uppers: SHUT THE HELL UP! the day I got my class ring I was excited. I showed one of my friends, "Look ! I got my class ring!" to which she replied without a beat "Look at this, it's my grandmother's ring. Its 24 carat gold with real half carat diamonds and the ruby by itself would cost $200 now. It's super old and vintage" I just stared in disbeliefe at her hand. If you do this SHUT THE HELL UP! Its a wonder you have friends! If you don't have any friends its because they can never be special in any way because you are always better. SHUT THE HELL UP! No one likes to hear about how your car/ring/house/family/what the hell ever is better, you're annoying and a discredit to society. SHUT THE HELL UP
Courtney love: SHUT THE HELL UP! you named yourself america's sweetheart, no one in america likes you, go cry to your "Majic crystals"
Over reacting douche bags! SHUT THE HELL UP! just because I write something down thats vague doen't mean I'm "in love" doesn't mean I'm "in trouble" doesn't meean I'm talking about you! Don't flatter yourself!
To all you easily offended people who read this anyway despite the fact I told you not to: SHUT THE HELL UP! Don't comment on anything I said in here unless you want me to offend you directly and purposfully. I'm not trying to hurt anyone's feelings just get a point across. If you're about to comment saying how "heartless" "cold" or "cruel" I am you obviously have missed my point so read it again!!! To anyone wanting to correct anything SHUT THE HELL UP! to anyone whose about to say "Everyone has a right to their own opinion! don't criticize them!" or "people are just trying to help" shut the hell up, this is my opinion which I am entitled to, and I don't want your damn forced hugs or presents(especially presents) so shove off!
In closing, the poem at the start had nothing to do with anything, just thought I'd offer it up to those of you who didn't already know it. and SHUT THE HELL UP!
ps I know that I'm guilty of half if not most of this whole list but I'm angry, I'm venting and you need to SHUT THE HELL UP! Or i'll stab you in the neck with a thumbtack!